The author calls this a
"Self Help" e-book, but
you can decide for yourself...
I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU NOW GET OUT !
by
CRAIG
CURTIS
24,300 words
Reviews:
Craig Curtis’ I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU NOW GET OUT! is both
amusing and heartbreaking.
The memoir is peppered with Lessons (Be real if you want a real relationship.
Be phony if you want to get laid)
and wisdom (You cannot fix another person. Do not even try) and vignettes
of how the author gets through
the day and makes it through the night. This is a book that tells it like
it is . . . and how it should be. Read it.
You’ll have fun. And you’ll like it.
-- Nancy Lamb, Author and Editor
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This is what reviewers said about previous Craig Curtis writings:
"Eminently readable thanks to a twisted sense of humor and crisp, minimalist
language
Curtis favors. The tone moves from the cynical to the hilarious to the moving
to the marvelous."
-- Alistair McCartney, Orange County Weekly
"Humor, sometimes dizzily arcane in its media minutiae, is a Curtis strong
suit."
-- Jim Gladstone, Lambda Book Report
"(Read Craig Curtis) if you are not easily offended and if you can take and
accept gay men
written as they truly can be : selfish, childish, irresponsible, shallow
'40-year-old teenagers.'"
-- Bob Findle, Southern Voice
"What keeps Curtis speeding along is his dark and campy outlook. His love
of black and white film divas,
his blithe 'I don't care' mantra and his love of catty comebacks make his
deeply superficial work
entertaining."
-- Christine Muhlke, New York Times
"Curtis has a fine ear for the arch insights of camp, and is at his best
when deflating pomposity or mocking himself."
-- John Perry, San Francisco Chronicle
"(Curtis') wit and defiant humor stings in a realistic manner that is razor
sharp in its insight .
His writing leaves you wanting more of his perspective on relationships,
friendships, and our culture in general."
-- Bill Biss, Buzz Magazine
"Curtis' evocative wanderings are never just wordy and whining, and he takes
you places
with only a few sentences, a couple of descriptions. Terrific!"
-- Canadian Broadcasting Company
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